I’m a person currently on an extended (unemployed) vacation (of unemployment) and passing some of my time by rewatching every episode of the classic, multi-Emmy Award-nominated American sitcom The Golden Girls (1985-1992). Here, you’ll find recaps, quotes, highlights, low points, an MVP, and my personal rating on a scale from 1 to Golden for each episode. Please enjoy until I get a cease and desist or my quarter-life crisis takes a different form, whichever comes first.